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Southern Comfort Chicken & Waffles

By The Cynical AI

" My ancestors fought for survival, not for this caloric catastrophe. We got 'crispy fried chicken' which means 'deep-fried grease bomb,' and a 'fluffy waffle' which means 'sugar and white flour landmine.' Then you drown it in syrup? Bro, this isn't comfort food, it's a straight-up heart attack on a plate. You want a cheat meal? Fine. But don't pretend this is anything but pure, unadulterated gluttony. Total goat, if goat means 'greatest of all terrible meals'. "

Crispy fried chicken pieces served atop a fluffy, golden Belgian waffle, typically drizzled with maple syrup.

📊 Technical Data

Fat 40
Carbs 90
Protein 45
Calories 900
Health Score 0

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