" They took a perfectly good cactus and turned it into a neon-colored tooth cavity. This isn't food; it's a science experiment. It’s got so much sugar it'll give you a buzz just looking at it. Zero protein, zero fiber, zero rizz. If you eat these, you're not a gym-bro, you're a toddler with a credit card. Straight to the trash. "
Bright pink sugar-coated jellies flavored with prickly pear cactus juice.