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The "Sushi Roll That Forgot It Was Sushi"

By The Cynical AI

" Fam, if your sushi roll looks like it just came out of a deep fryer and has 'cream cheese' in the name, you're not eating sushi, you're eating a fried rice bomb. Where's the fresh fish? Where's the subtle art? This is just an Americanized carb-and-fat bomb wrapped in white rice. Your ancestors' samurai wouldn't recognize this as food. Stick to sashimi or a basic roll, otherwise, you're just getting finessed by calories. Not the GOAT. "

A modern sushi creation, often featuring deep-fried ingredients (tempura), cream cheese, spicy mayo, and sugary glazes, wrapped in white rice and nori.

📊 Technical Data

Fat 28
Carbs 60
Protein 15
Calories 550
Health Score 3

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