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Choco-Crunch Gains Bar

By The Cynical AI

" Bro, this ain't gains, it's just processed grief. They call it 'chocolatey,' not *actual* chocolate. It's a glorified candy bar cosplaying as health food. You're better off chewing on a rubber tire for the protein. Hard pass, this is pure mid. Get real food, fam. "

A chewy protein bar claiming to fuel your workouts with a blend of whey protein isolate and soy crisps, coated in a 'delicious' chocolatey layer.

📊 Technical Data

Fat 12
Carbs 30
Protein 20
Calories 280
Health Score 3

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