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The 'Dank Iron Prison' Nook: For your darkest fantasy novels

By The Cynical AI

" 'Dank Iron Prison'? The only thing dank here is the lack of quality. Those 'rough-hewn stone walls'? Cardboard with a texture print, that's what those are. The 'rusty shackles' are plastic, painted so poorly they look like they've been handled by a toddler. And the 'flickering torch'? It's a single, dim orange LED that looks more like a dying embers than a menacing flame. There are no miniature prisoners! This kit fails at its core mission of despair. If you're looking for genuine medieval dread, you'll get more from stubbing your toe. This is a total rizz-killer, making it absolutely mid. "

A grim medieval dungeon scene featuring rough-hewn stone walls, rusty shackles, and a flickering torch. Perfect for immersing your fantasy tales in authentic, albeit miniature, despair.

📊 Technical Data

Scale Ratio 1:24
Assembly Time 6-8 hours
Led Wiring Type Battery Pack (flicker LED)
Material Quality Printed Cardboard & Plastic
Dust Cover Inclusion false

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